Wednesday 21 February 2007

THE WRONG GONG

CRICKET: Those smug Aussies who spent the winter mocking Paul Collingwood's MBE are on course to collect their own OBEs at the World Cup - Out Before Easter. That’s right. There they were thinking they were the best team in the world, unbeatable in every competition and therefore quite entitled to being given a big award by someone important, and suddenly everyone from Luxembourg to England start beating them. Ha, ha, bloody ha, you arrogant, conceited halfwits. Paul Collingwood getting an MBE? What a bloody joke, you say. What, the bloke who knocked you losers all over the park whenever he felt like it? Is that the bloke? MBEs — just for winning a cricket match – complete joke is it? In that case none of you will mind giving your awards to me and I will pass them on to the England B team who might be feeling a bit left out of all this.
isporty would like to know if you’ve ever been caught short slagging off a trophy or award because you never thought you’d win one and then got offered one and had to admit you’re a spineless, hypocritical twat? Let us know…

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